Pregnant Woman Funny Story


A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

She replies, “Well, I’m a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?”

The doctor answered, “Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it’s difficult to describe pain.”

“I know, but can’t you give me some idea?” she asks.
“Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little…”
“Like this?”
“A little more…”
“Like this?”
“No. A little more…”
“Like this?”
“Yes. Does that hurt?”
“A little bit.”
“Now stretch it over your head!”

Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Decorated my pumpkin for Halloween.  Since Ben is not so into holidays the past couple of years and my grandsons do not come over that often, I don’t decorate like I use to, but I really like the mice and pumpkin idea.  A bit like Cinderella instead of Halloween?  Oh well.


I cleaned my baking cabnet out and found two boxes of cake mix that expired a month and two months ago so I made two cakes today.  Pumpkin Spice cake:

Mix at medium speed one box Spice Cake Mix, 1 15 oz can pumpkin, and 3 eggs.  Pour into 13×9 baking dish and bake at 325 degrees for 40 minutes.  Sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve.

Pumpkin Angel Food Cake:

Beat 1 package Angel Food Cake mix with 1 15 oz can pumpkin and 1 tsp. pumpkin pie spice on low speed until blended then for 1 minute on medium speed.  Pour into greased fluted pan.  Bake at 325 degrees for 40 minutes.  Immediately turn onto plate.  No glass bottle needed.  Cake will not rise as an Angel Food cake would.